hergoldskin:

concept: a few years from now, you’re living your best life. you have your dream job. you’ve evolved into the greatest version of yourself. you’re happy. you’re content.

draegi-the-scalie:

My family, with horror in their eyes: Why do you keep collecting dead things!!?

Me:

asgarddropout:

what-grace-has-forgiveness:

girlsclothes:

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

frazzled-dad:

eenuttings:

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

gloomybxy:

how can one person be so beautiful wow

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

kidzbopmallcop:

dankmemeuniversity: